Posted by: advapi | June 20, 2008

Mario’s Corner

t’s becaming an appointment as Saturday Night Live Show..

A man calls the Animal Control in his town,  because there is a crazed gorilla on his roof, and he can’t figure out how to  get it down safely. Soon, a van pulls up, and an old man gets out, carrying a  small dog, a baseball bat, and a gun. He hands the man the gun.

“Okay,  here’s what we do. I’m going to go up onto your roof, and threaten the gorilla  with this baseball bat until he falls down. When he falls down, this little dog  will bite him in the balls until he’s incapacitated.”

“Great,” says the  man. “But what’s the gun for?”

“In case I fall down instead of the  gorilla — shoot the dog.”


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